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Paris Day 2

Yet another walking tour awaited me today. First up was a walk from the Louvre to the Arc de Triomphe, along the Champs-Elysées. So we boarded the Metro at our neighborhood stop (the Europe stop!) and took it down to the Louvre. We didn't go in, but instead looked around.
 
We saw the sights
We then begin the uphill (how do all the roads go uphill on this continent?) journey to the Arc. On the sidewalk we continued to get jostled around, as there was no real system to walking on one side or the other. Everyone just walked wherever. It was really starting to annoy me, and in a flash of inspiration, I changed our strategy. Instead of moving for everyone, we would move for no one. We just aligned ourselves with one of the lines on the sidewalk, and stuck to it. We didn't budge either way, and it worked our great! Groups would approach us, oblivious to our presence, but at the last minute would notice us and scurry out of the way. Man, that felt great. We arrive at the Arc, triumphant ourselves!

 
Art
We had a quick crepe, and then took the metro to the Montmarte district. This was the old artistic district, and we had a walking tour from our guidebook to follow. Getting to the main square, we were struck by the number of artists there hawking their wares. Some of them wanted to paint our portraits, but we were worried about how to transport the pictures back, so we passed. We did have a coffee at one of the cafes there.

 
My visions of a wife who cooked for me everyday would be shattered when we got home
Exploring the neighborhood was fun, and we found the church and hill that was featured in the movie Amelie. We stopped into an Internet cafe to checkup on our email, and then we headed down the hill (yes!) to the Red light district of Paris. Only we didn't know that it was the naughty area when we planned on going there. We had wanted to see the Moulin Rouge, and I guess it made sense that it would be in the red light district, but as we walked it started to become obvious by the number of X's on the signs that we weren't in family-land anymore.
 
Al ponders the Sexodrome, and what wonders its walls may hold

I made Lin-Wei go into another cemetery in this neighborhood, but we didn't stay long this time. We were pretty tired from walking all day (not from anything that may have happened in the red light district), so we went back to our hotel room to rest. I took a nap first, and Lin-Wei surfed the Internet some more down the street. She came back and was tired herself, so while she napped, I explored our neighborhood. I finally got up the courage to go into a couple of the instrument shops, and I talked to a really nice man in a guitar shop who let me play one of his guitars. I played the one in the middle. I also found another food market area with tons of food. It was getting close to dinner, and I really wanted to buy a snack, but I knew Lin-Wei would kill me if I ate anything.

Nothing struck us in our guidebook for a place to go for dinner, so we went back to the Champs-Elysées to find dinner. We saw a Chinese place that looked interesting, but how could we get Chinese on our vacation? We found a restaurant with a menu in both English and French (sorry! We were hungry and lazy) called Bistro Romain. It looked nice, so we got a table there. They put us way in the back in the corner, however. But who cares, we were hungry.

I ordered a glass of red wine, but fate conspired against us, and while setting down, it hit a plate, and spilled all over the table. And that, my friends, was the best part of this meal. They did get me another glass of wine, and we ordered some food. I was in the mood for something good, so I ordered a nice big steak, and Lin-Wei got a seafood pasta with a salad. We hadn't had a heck of a lot of vegetables on this trip, so she was really looking forward to this salad. After a few minutes the man brought her salad and placed it in front of her. When I saw it, it was all I could do not to laugh. Her salad consisted of:

Iceberg lettuce
Mushrooms
A generous helping of zucchini

 
0 stars. And that's because I'm feeling nice.
With the saddest look that I've ever seen from her, she looked up from her plate, and in the tiniest voice said, "...I hate my salad...". I couldn't hold it in any longer, and I burst out laughing. But I also felt really bad for her this time. She had really wanted a good salad, and this was the worst looking thing ever.

Between courses, I sought out the bathroom, finding it three levels below our floor, down a long hall, around the corner, and down a few more stairs. I thought I'd never find it. But, um, I did. A few minutes after I got back, they brought the food. Now it was Lin-Wei's turn to laugh. What they placed before me was one of the worst cuts of fat-encrusted, burnt, thinnest slices of "meat" that I had ever seen. The thing was almost 60% fat too. It was so disgusting. I ate a couple of bites, but stole some of Lin-Wei's seafood. Soon afterwards we asked for the check, and we got the heck out of there. What a terrible experience! It was back to our hotel after that for some rest.

 
Hey, I cook!
We later learn Bistro Romain was a chain. If we known it was a chain, we would never, never have gone...yuck
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